Comment on Anon calls in for financial advice
Genius@lemmy.zip 3 weeks agoI know when I’m going to die, because I’m an independent free thinker. I refuse to face my death on anyone’s terms but my own. I intend to live a rich and fulfilling life, watch my family grow, and then end it at a time of my own choosing, after giving all of my grandkids the tools they need to go on without me.
If I died to any means but suicide, I wouldn’t think it fair. You can’t fire me, I quit. It’s my life and I’m going to be in control until the last second.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
You goober, even if you’re planning on offing yourself you can still die randomly before that.
Genius@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s true, but irrelevant. We’re talking about managing retirement funds. I’m not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn’t change that.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
that literally wouldn’t matter to them, if OP responds i would bet you a lot of a fucking money they would simply say “ok and?” and then leave.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Big brain comment right here. Did you write that before or after seeing OP did that? Did you write it before or after seeing that I told someone I used the term goober because I was keeping it light hearted?
Comment105@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The audacity to use the word goober as an insult in a comment this stupid is baffling.
Of course you’re right. Obviously.
Did you not get the point?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’m using goober specifically because it’s not insulting. It’s light hearted.