Comment on Timmy, this is wrong

DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Realistically everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.

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• sigh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.

  there would be signs

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  • Sidewayshighways@yall.theatl.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    M night shyamalans epic sci fi Mel Gibson movie of the year 1965

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• Stoneykins@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

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  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho

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    • Stoneykins@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neither does weed but that’s illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills yah. The legality of a substance doesn’t really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.

        I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.

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• newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don’t have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

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  • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

    7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

    Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

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    • Mdotaut801@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      7 parts? You’re so wrong about that. You do not know what the fuck you’re talking about. You can’t stretch it that much. It’s more like 2:1.

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    • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it

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      • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, like a third shorter. If that is a concern, stick it in your gums because it’ll last like an hour then

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  • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fair point

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• TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

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• Promethiel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It would be like China during the Opium Wars

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