I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.
there would be signs
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DharmaCurious@startrek.website 1 year ago
I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.
And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.
I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.
there would be signs
M night shyamalans epic sci fi Mel Gibson movie of the year 1965
Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal
Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho
Neither does weed but that’s illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills yah. The legality of a substance doesn’t really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.
I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.
I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.
Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don’t have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain
Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.
Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.
7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.
Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.
7 parts? You’re so wrong about that. You do not know what the fuck you’re talking about. You can’t stretch it that much. It’s more like 2:1.
But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it
Yeah, like a third shorter. If that is a concern, stick it in your gums because it’ll last like an hour then
Fair point
Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!
Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!
It would be like China during the Opium Wars
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Realistically everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.