Hey sweetie, would you like anymore fart mousse?
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UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Why does the fart jar in the picture have a spoon in it?
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 months ago
You know why.
D_C@lemm.ee 2 months ago
To agitate the fart in 20 years.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
why is the jar brown to start with, what kind of a fart are we dealing with here sir?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
A better question might be what kind of farts did they have to laminate the inside of that jar so thoroughly that only a spoon could extract it?
Tiger@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fartspoon > poopknife.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
aaah the infamous poop knife
blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 months ago
That’s nothing compared to the shartspork.