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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

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Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.

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- thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  I am
  
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  - Faydaikin@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
    
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  - moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Until proof to the contrary, so am I
    
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    thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
    
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- CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
  
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tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.

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