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AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tobacco is a hardier plant that can be grown in more places than coca AFAIK.

  Now you can support your community with locally grown and cultivated cocaine, instead of relying on imports. Lmao

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  • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I bet traffickers are gonna be real busy smuggling legal (pre-smuggled) items because of these tarrifs.

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    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ‘Psst, need some eggs? I know a guy…’

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      • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol! They’re so fragile - one or two hiding places quickly come to mind.

        “Mexico doesn’t produce white eggs”

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fair Trade Coke

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    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gotta support local businesses y’know?

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  • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And tobacco is Not AS suspicious as coca

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I invite you to try to grow coca plants in your backyard. You will not succeed, for several reasons…

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