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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TIL that empire = eagle logo

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Empires = chicken logo
    Kingdoms = cat logo
    Sys admins = dog logo

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Community colleges = anus logo

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      • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “From many old people”, in case you were curious.

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  • ECB@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone knows that Albania actually rules the world

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s the same logo for the same empire numb nuts, just rebranded with better weapons

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nope. Other than all having a bird, they don’t have anything in common. The designs are wildly different, the first two aren’t holding weapons but rather representations of the sun, and I’m not sure WHAT the Roman one is holding, but it doesn’t look like any recognizable weapon.

      Not to mention that the regimes referenced were wildly different in most ways and rivals where overlap happened. This is “the Illuminati controls everything” level bullshit.

      My nuts are nice and responsive btw, thank you very much 😄

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      • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        not sure WHAT the Roman one is holding, but it doesn’t look like any recognizable weapon.

        In this case, it may just be AI generated garbage. But historically, the Roman eagle was sometimes stylized holding bolts of lightning (as a reference to Jupiter).

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      • stetech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        not sure WHAT the Roman one is holding

        Spoon and fork, duh!

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      • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        no one said anything about Illuminati… stay ignorant friend no skin off my back

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, it isn’t. The American Empire is a direct descendant of the British Empire - would you say the British Empire is still alive and kicking?

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it most certainly is friend. Rome still lives you’d be a fool to dismiss it. how can you defeat an enemy that is thought to not exist?

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      By your logic, should it be called the Ancient Egyptian Empire?

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      • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        my logic?

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The eagle steals prey from other creatures, like the fake predator it is.

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  • spidermanchild@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Raptors are awesome and they absolutely hunt and kill other animals. You don’t have to make up fake animal facts to dunk on the US.

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    • Lvdwsn@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but the bald eagle in particular has a proclivity towards cowardice and scavenging, despite its size. Red tailed hawk or turkey is a much more admirable bird

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      • spidermanchild@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Turkeys are super cool, but it’s still a bit silly to apply human values to wild animals. Pretty much all animals are wired to survive while expending the least amount of energy and reducing risk to themselves. Stealing catches from other animals is quite common across species because it’s easier and safer. The reality is that it’s brutal out there. I don’t have diminished admiration for a bear because it found some food in a trash can instead of catching fish from a stream.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ben Franklin said we shoulda gone with the turkey!

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• jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s a representation of the phoenix phenom.bit will come back (Venus comet) the great dragon

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