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• TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can assure you the “roman” empire is still alive and kicking my friend Image

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TIL that empire = eagle logo

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Empires = chicken logo
      Kingdoms = cat logo
      Sys admins = dog logo

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Community colleges = anus logo

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    • ECB@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Everyone knows that Albania actually rules the world

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s the same logo for the same empire numb nuts, just rebranded with better weapons

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nope. Other than all having a bird, they don’t have anything in common. The designs are wildly different, the first two aren’t holding weapons but rather representations of the sun, and I’m not sure WHAT the Roman one is holding, but it doesn’t look like any recognizable weapon.

        Not to mention that the regimes referenced were wildly different in most ways and rivals where overlap happened. This is “the Illuminati controls everything” level bullshit.

        My nuts are nice and responsive btw, thank you very much 😄

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, it isn’t. The American Empire is a direct descendant of the British Empire - would you say the British Empire is still alive and kicking?

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it most certainly is friend. Rome still lives you’d be a fool to dismiss it. how can you defeat an enemy that is thought to not exist?

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      • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        By your logic, should it be called the Ancient Egyptian Empire?

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The eagle steals prey from other creatures, like the fake predator it is.

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    • spidermanchild@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Raptors are awesome and they absolutely hunt and kill other animals. You don’t have to make up fake animal facts to dunk on the US.

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      • Lvdwsn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah but the bald eagle in particular has a proclivity towards cowardice and scavenging, despite its size. Red tailed hawk or turkey is a much more admirable bird

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ben Franklin said we shoulda gone with the turkey!

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  • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      it’s a representation of the phoenix phenom.bit will come back (Venus comet) the great dragon

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