Comment on Please stop the ride, I want off

Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t forget that sweet sweet asbestos

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  • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the itchy cotton candy they put in walls.

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    • get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.

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• utopianfiat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We all have Teflon and it’s replacements. Something like 99% of humanity has detectable PFAS in their blood.

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And microplastics.

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  • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think we’re all loaded with those now, even the clouds are polluted with them.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Every lifeform and biotope on the planet has them. They’re unavoidable at this point.

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      • Garden_Ramsay@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Since the 50s esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/…/eap.2320

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• TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sadly they have all 3. 🥴

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• OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m one of the lucky members of said group. /s

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Teflead body enhancement.

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    • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What are the superpowers it gives me, aside from cancer?

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      • spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You won’t rust or stick to the pan?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some limited antiknock when we burn you

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