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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 days ago
The only thing?
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 5 days ago
Borrowing is not an option?
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Every time I’ve ever mentioned that there’s people who do this, the reactions I get from people who have one are… not pleased.
Actually now that I think about it, I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons. I guess there’s not as much overlap between people who have dingalings and people who want to see them as there could be.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
hurk
Rooty@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Now now, let’s not kinkshame.
MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
classic