Comment on I'll consider it if I get a break from those currently receiving my deposits

LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  -“we need bearded man, ok looking!”

  Only bearded ok looking guy in world:

  -“No.”

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bro fuckin literally. If you want em come take em is what I always say

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Immediately reminded me of “You’ll have to take them from my stone hard penis”

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s sad I’m only attractive to sperm banks.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Oooh self burn, those are rare!”

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She can take em

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, they’d send a spy to extract it out of me

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A hot one

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