Comment on Morning Blast

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.

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  • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet

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  • Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t get to end your work day with a peaceful shit? This would be devastating

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh they’re never peaceful

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry

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