Morning Blast

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• ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And it always happens right before I have to leave for work too!

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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss’ time. It’s way better to get paid for that shit.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We call them Union Shits around here, unionized or otherwise.

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    • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Working from home, I regularly clock in on the toilet

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    • Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I used to finish my day pooping so much people knew where to find me. The number of questions I’ve fielded

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why I can’t be one of those people who drink their morning coffee at work instead of before work. Because then I’ll have to shit in public instead of at home and then I won’t have as much time to complete my work.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “complete my work” that’s what we call shitting in my industry

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• aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hell for your heart, too

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  • tatterdemalion@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea I don’t think a cup or two of coffee alone is bad, other than temporarily increasing blood pressure. But I definitely wouldn’t combine it with smoking.

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    • DuckBilledMongoose@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As an ex-smoker a morning coffee and cigarette does feel great, so does a post workout smoke. But yeah dont start smoking!

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