Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoYes, I like too it spraying on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
Comment on Anon's lacking pissing habits
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 weeks agoYes, I like too it spraying on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.
That’s why I shit standing up like a real man
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water. That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.