Stinkywizzleteats
@Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social
- Comment on Good stuff 4 days ago:
don’t forget religious people. that’s where conservatives get all their ideas.
- Comment on Shut up brain! 1 week ago:
when I had a stressful day on the horizon and knew I would have trouble sleeping I’d take a thc gummy before bed. unfortunately my state just banned THC completely. we are a red state so I can only assume taxes were being generated and those taxes funded the government. you can’t spread the narrative that “guberment don’t work” if it’s being funded and working.
- Comment on not even once 2 weeks ago:
it’s called art. you can’t have stinky farts without art.
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 2 weeks ago:
“who should we hire to answer emergency technical calls?”
“hold on let me call someone to find out…. no one answerd”
“we need to act IMMEDIATELY! just hire anyone”
::hires phone phobic person, no training, no probationary period, full send::
- Comment on Fat bastard for president 2 weeks ago:
that baby wanted to help people so it had to go
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 2 weeks ago:
that’s what it sounds like to me too. I can feel the Peter principal through the screen
- Comment on Don't Call Me. Ever. 2 weeks ago:
weird I’m an elder millennial and you just sound unprepared. do I need to hold your hand? why can’t you find the information you need yourself with the resources everyone else uses? why are you always in this state on immediacy? why is your failing someone else’s fault because they didn’t answer “immediately”? why do you sound like my abusive father? it’s almost like you don’t think ahead and blame others for your shortcomings. I have a shit memory and ADHD and I don’t need to “get someone on the horn”.
git gud n00b
- Comment on Deja Vu 4 weeks ago:
what an honor to get on that list! if you can find the code that blocked you, you should frame it.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
oh yeah I’m totally sympathetic to women on the garbage men part. an I understand how I’m caught in that net. I don’t lump women in with my ex. she’s an individual. I really wish I would not be lumped in with Andrew Tate. like therapy said I can’t control people’s preconceived notions and I’ll destroy myself if I try.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
my friends group was mostly girls in my 20s until I got into my last relationship. so I’m definitely not one of those guys. I’m also the son of a single mom special ed teacher and I had a sister (who unfortunately died of an overdose). women’s issues are ingrained in the fabric of my childhood. if I can get girls to talk to me I get a relationship or a friendship. I’ve never had anyone cast me out of their life so I know I’m someone people want to be around.
the no girls my age thing is real. I don’t want kids so that cuts out most girls my age that do show up. I live like 30min from a major metropolitan area but it’s in the south so it’s a lot of religious conservatives. we don’t mesh. the girls I see that would be a fit never respond. I know I’m attractive because I had a Myspace fanclub. that’s how I found out my ex was in to me. I’m no Henry Cavill but I don’t hurt to look at.
all the girls that were in my life are married or I lost contact. I’m not messaging a married woman out of the blue to review my dating profile. my family also has a problem with only being positive so there will be absolutely no constructive criticism from them no matter how hard they try. it’s like a disease in my family. the internet has also done a number on me. my ex-cheated on me with a married man who had a pregnant wife back in 2017, I found out in 2021. having someone do that then going on the internet and seeing all the hate towards men really did a number on my confidence. I’ve been nothing but a good person and now I’m viewed as a defacto danger unless someone vouches for me. my fears come from a real place. I’m not imagining all of this and that fear isn’t an “incel” thing. I guess technically I’m an incel. also therapy can only get you so far. I need the community around me to corroborate the positive things I’m being told and there is a disconnect.
I think I just need to start speed dating so that I can actually interact with people. I got jokes and personality. all the good pictures of me doing fun things have my ex in them because we were together for 15 years. so my dating profile pictures are selfies, pictures of me and my pets, and pictures of me being a cute kid. you would figure being a progressive empathetic person would get you at least one match but I guess not.
also I don’t just swipe right on everyone so this is also a preference thing. we both have to match to talk to each other so it’s a mutual thing. I probably have a bunch of girls on these apps attracted to me that I’m not attracted to. they are probably going through the same feelings I’m going through.
it’s definitely not a “women bad” situation and i refuse to lower my filter. I’m not dating a MAGAt just to be in a relationship and I’m not going to parent anyones kids.
I’m going to keep trying though and one day I’ll find my diamond. we will watch cartoons on Saturday mornings and shower each other with snuggs and hugs.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
the worst part about dating apps is you can be as charming and attractive as you want, if you don’t pay no one will see you. pictures of me and my pets being adorable should have at least gotten me one cat lady but it was like I was in another universe by myself. bumble will give you the same 2-3 “matches” within 48 hours that you can’t see unless you pay.
I’m an elder millennial and I remember when I could give a girl my number, tell her I think she’s pretty and want to chat, then walk away. it was successful because it’s non-intrusive. I didn’t stand around to press them. they knew what I looked like and the ball was in their court to decide what they wanted to do. how do we get back to that? I’m terrified of becoming an internet post now if I approach someone.
my ex cheated on me with a married man who had a pregnant wife and she is thriving even though she can’t keep a relationship. she just goes on these apps and it happens with no effort. meanwhile Im progressive, have a good job, own property, financially stable, I adore my family and pets, I’m traditionally attractive, and it’s freaking crickets unless I pay. a relationship cant be founded like that. I’m not paying for a partner. I want to be desired because I exist as I am.
at least I get to make a cuddle puddle with my cats and dog every day so my heart is full.
to any other dudes struggling I’m with you, I can’t help, but you aren’t alone. just keep being good people. that won’t help you find anyone but at least you can say you aren’t garbage.
- Comment on So unrealistic 5 weeks ago:
I’m going to allow the party pooping on my dank lampoon of 2A and Big Business propaganda
- Comment on So unrealistic 5 weeks ago:
the only way to stop a bad business man with power is a good business man with power so don’t raise taxes
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
they probably don’t even use mushed up bananas in their m&m tube
- Comment on The food chain. 1 month ago:
next stop: “your viceral and emotional hate for pitbulls parallels racism”
“are you saying black people are dogs!?!?”
fin
- Comment on Thanks, little buddies. 1 month ago:
so they are why I can’t get my greasy face callous going?
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 1 month ago:
exercise, hair dye, and good genetics. you have to pick all 3 otherwise you look old and shlubby
- Comment on always read the label 1 month ago:
the nerd rapper? I can’t find anything pro trump when I search.
- Comment on Men against bush 1 month ago:
sex is physical use body language
