TheMadCodger

@TheMadCodger@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just got arrested for a supposed DWI even though I blew a 0.0000000. Don't cops need to read your Miranda rights to you? I asked for a blood or hair follicle test and I was denied. WTH is happening?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I am not discussing what I have or haven’t been eating or drinking. Am I being detained or am I free to go?” Field sobriety tests are always voluntary, but you might have to go to the station for a blood test.

  If they continue to ask questions, “I am invoking my constitutional right to not answer questions. I won’t be making any other statements without a lawyer present.”

  If they ask you to step out of your vehicle, you do have to comply. “I am complying and stepping out of my vehicle. I do not consent to a search of my person or property. Am I free to go or am I being detained?”

  Never talk to the cops brought to you by Shut the Fuck Up Friday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if you use their Assistant, but you can limit it to specific sources. The first option after the entire web is the fediverse. They also have the small web, which just shows you things made by actual humans, not something trying to sell you something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do doctors not seem to give a fuck about pain? Is this just an American doctor thing, or is it universal?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why women get hysterectomies, to remove the hysterical bits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When people recommend Brave browser.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a fan of Vivaldi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advice on swapping from Synology to a ugreen⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you do for backup?

• Advice on swapping from Synology to a ugreen
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Passing Notes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “You’re such a good student and you have so few friends” 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top DuckDuckGo Image Result for "Morse code chart". It gets worse the longer I look at it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Message in a bottle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside The Billion-Dollar Hot Wheels Boom Fueled By Adults⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know this means a hot wheels movie is incoming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recommendation for Android File Manager⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I started using them forever ago and haven’t looked back because it does exactly what I want it to. My only sad is that it isn’t open source.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British plugs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken or egg?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't like the 'left liberal bias' of cited and sourced Wikipedia articles? Not a problem, our lord and savior Elon is introducing Grokipedia.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t there used to be conservapedia that was just Wikipedia but edited to match their imagined reality?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are fruits and berries healthy, even though they are mostly just sugar?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My ex- decided to become a fruititarian, with hopes of becoming a breathitarian someday after reading about a yogi who allegedly had done so.

  Emphasis on the ex-.