LemUser

@LemUser@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone who has done DMT knows that the Cosmic Serpent, the green lady, the insectoid creatures, the scary clowns, the machine elves . . . . while scary to us, are benevolent, welcoming and healing. I have always felt that the serpent in the tree of knowledge (Ayahuasca) was the good guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨first state btw⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Punctuation matters: Let’s eat, kids. Lets eat kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t Cry Out Loud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have already decided to promote an existing employee. But play the "search" game and screw you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to work for a professional theater and per equity rules we were required to hold auditions in NYC for three days to cast a full time resident actor. About 200 people applied. Some flew in from CA, AZ and FL. Many others drove or took a four hour train ride in to audition. I was told to just go and enjoy the process because the position was already filled by someone who was regularly doing extra work for us. He didn’t even audition.

  The bishop of a cathedral once told me how he was hiring a new music director and had over 50 resumes on his desk to peruse. An applicant knocked on his door saying he was interested in the job. The bishop looked at the applicant, looked at the pile, looked at the applicant and hired him on the spot. He was there for 50 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you go out wearing a suicide vest, you’ll get 84 virgins of your choosing. Men, women, sheep . . .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Education is important. ⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jolly old Saint Cruz?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not even close⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in 1900 Square Pond was considerably larger than it is today and its shape was different. However, a mill company dammed the streams leading into it reducing its volume greatly. Prior to this it was known as Crystal Lake. Due to over development, the lake is dying from lack of oxygen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aged like milk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That wasn’t squirting. That was a gusher. I doubt he even knew what happened. His hands instantly clenched. Immediate access to the machine elves.