xzinik

@xzinik@feddit.cl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fingies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  so ballerinas are part time ungulates?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correlation implies causation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  correlation is causiated with correlations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satan's Ballsack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  getting elected only means you ar good at winning elections, not necessarily being good at the job that the election lands you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 big tiddy goth gf pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  jokes on you, our wallet is empty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 big tiddy goth gf pls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i want to, but my wallet says no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  mouse doctor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and panssexuals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enzymes be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the bodies crossed them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To cosmic shreds, I say!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what if i make a base pi system?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe the whole hive got drunk, including the guards, bees dont really tolerte drunks(and returning sick i think) because they can contaminate the hive and all the stored up honey, rosking a hive collapse, i bet the whole colony had a hangover xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  did you know that sober bees kick drunk bees out of the hive and dont let them in until they habe been sober for a while, and if they get violent/do it often they might be maimed by guard bees?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  feesh plinko

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you cant convince me that just a tick with glued on pincers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chonky Earth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  damn pretty accurate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder who discovered it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if not friend, why friend shaped?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i am the captain now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨baby blues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  they got a bus next to one and put pizzas over its eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nah, i always chugged down water, liked the way i felt the water slosh on my stomach xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what!? i can clearly remember being like 10 hanging upside down from my knees on a jungle gym and drinking water from a bottle and having no problem at all and proving my mom that i wouldnt choke doing that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shiny ❍⩊❍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  xD

  you know what i meant >.<’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First Satellites⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i find that incredibly fascinating and also so emotional like pure poetry in just one word, neat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(⸝⸝⸝╸w╺⸝⸝⸝)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you know what? you gave me an idea, i know i’ve seen videos of some electronics that can be attached to a plant and translate what it detects on the plant to sound, so here is my idea for if i ever get a rosemary plant, i would try to make one of these devices that do that, but modify it so it every time it has to make sound instead of those pleasant and funky sounds come out it instead selects something from a library of corresponding anime girl moans and speech

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shiny ❍⩊❍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what!? really? is that simple? but shouldnt smell be a bigger factor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shiny ❍⩊❍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  hmmmm… good question

  i guess that maybe get atracted to sun glitter that forms in moving(mostly) water in lakes and rivers and such instead of still water?

  thats the only reason i see for a bird to have a stronger instinct for shiny things than water, because the shiny thing is the water that is safe to drink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  survivorship bias

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oeiaor