archchan
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- Comment on Today, it has been 6 years since The Elder Scrolls 6 teaser 2 weeks ago:
You mean you didn’t enjoy sending giants flying?
- Comment on https://google.com 4 weeks ago:
Yahoo is just Bing, like most search engines.
- Comment on I diagnose you with dystopia 1 month ago:
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- Comment on can't stop won't stop 1 month ago:
I’d rather meet Nikola Tesla