What a bargain!

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• Maddie@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  One at a time please, we’re not freaks

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So you’re supposed to put them in that slot at the bottom?

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• slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I read the “your” as singular at first, raising the troubling specter of people having their multiple asses cleaned. If it weren’t for an ancient South Park reference with Dr. Mephisto’s multi-assed mutants, I think I’d be worried about how my mind works. Maybe I should be, anyway.

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  • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Don’t change. You have a marvelous mind.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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• XTornado@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  They clean the small holes where I cannot reach or what? (In the glasses I mean) Because otherwise I understand why would you go there to get the glasses cleaned up?

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  • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    There’s like ultrasonic cleaning machines for glasses they’re pretty great. For me getting my glasses clean properly takes forever, if I had such a service near me I’d probably use it sometimes (as it is I just don’t bother properly cleaning them and just wipe them occasionally)

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’ve seen a video of a vending machine that does that in Japan iirc. I’d totally use it to get the crevices all cleaned

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• set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  the graphic really has a rectum vibe to it too.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Saves toilet paper!

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Whut?

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Spoilsport.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Hmmm, nah. If I was getting my ass cleaned, then you’re paying me.

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• Salvo@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Should’ve gone to SpecSavers”.

  The discount optometrists that offers this promotion is called SpecSavers and had an advertising campaign where people make silly, embarrassing mistakes because they don’t have perfect eyesight.

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