Niko it's your cousin

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don’t realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

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  • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why the bowling alley doesn’t show these screens too long. You’ll be F-ing the what.

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why’s there a dog

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• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is fantastic & I love it, but having looked at this at work, I have say tag this as NSFW next time please. Lol.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t bowl at work? I’m sorry.

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it’s not safe for work, then how can there be staff working at the bowling alley, hmm?

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    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m sorry too, friend.

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• tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like the screen for a split

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• tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  source?

  i need to know where the fence and grass background was taken from

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry no fucking clue

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the dog looks like something from toy story 1 but i dont really care, asking for source was just a joke anyway

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• imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there a blue m&m eating yellows ass?

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes

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• cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get the joke.

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  • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here in the US, most bowling places have TV screens that show your score during the game. When something fun happens like a strike, spare, turkey, or split the TV screens play corny computer animations that look like this.

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