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• pontata@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations”

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• TheBest@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this goes dummy H A R D

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• CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?

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• thegreekgeek@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who heard this in Dr. Orpheus’ voice?

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• 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can think of at least one.

    My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

    He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.

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• TheDrunkard@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It’s pretty important.

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse

    Beep cough beep cough

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  • KnightontheSun@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does that include accessories?

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• Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.

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• Knitwear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Artificers be like

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  DnD but OSHA compliant:

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Again the fork-lift driver Klaus (with English subtitles, gory but fun):
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

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