Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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• zazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the love of anon’s life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn’t real 😍

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  • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Back when I was in my early 20s my friends girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend, her selling point to me was that she fucked two dudes in the back of a biker bar the previous weekend.

    I passed on that really fast, I was also mighty impressed with his girlfriends opinion of me.

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  • umulu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    😂 astonishing the amount of shit people think they’re “missing out”

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• kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn’t Napster.

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  • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.

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    • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.

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• Illecors@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?

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  • spudwart@spudwart.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Plays LoL and life is ruined, seems legit to me. /jk

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, have you ever seen a single one that seemed true?

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0fd0de0f-88c9-469c-9ab0-a5093b840029.jpeg

      This one^

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    • Illecors@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(

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  • papabobolious@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s part of the adventure

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1

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• Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Isn’t Fifa cross platform?

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  • thatgirlwasfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, but cross platform multiplayer is a recent thing. So he’d have to play only with other PC FIFA players

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    • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      More recent than the ps3?

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