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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It sort of reads like a pidgin or creole, maybe?

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• Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nobody actually cares what you’re buying

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno, when I was a shithead teenager we used to play a game where we would dare each other to buy really eyebrow raising combinations and try and go through the checkouts with a straight face. The cashiers definitely noticed.

    A cucumber, a tube of KY jelly and a packet of condoms…

    A Hannah Montana dvd, a box of tissues and a pump bottle of lotion…

    A pregnancy test, a packet of coathangers and a bucket…

    Yeah we were definitely shitheads.

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    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unfortunately, you weren’t the first to come up with this game and the people in the checkout probably knew what you were doing and didn’t care

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Register go beep -cashier

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• v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This isn’t a stroke: it’s an African English pidgin or creole. My buddy from Ghana also writes like this quite often

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m glad they marked with red wshere the cucumber was or I would have missed it completely

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