Stunning sadistic striker😄

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• WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

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  • spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me irl when somebody threatens Striker: 🥰

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    • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bruh. All you had to do was post anything else but foot fetish memes.

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  • Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Presumably, I get two more wishes.

    So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

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    • WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance

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• superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta make it longer than that. By the time 5 minutes is up they won’t even be sure if it’s real or not.

  Give em a few years, just enough time that they’re convinced it’s permanent. Just enough time that their experience with paralysis seems like a fully separate part of their life, a distant dream. Just enough time that they start going most days without even thinking about the fact that they weren’t able to walk at one point.

  Then pull the rug out from under them.

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  • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    11 minutes. So it can be made into two story episodes.

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• Sphyx1D@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mostly cause I love Shoebill Storks!

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  • RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Boaty McBoatface of the bird world.

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’ll give you the shoe bill in a minute…

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• SuckMyWang@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Go one better and let the people who can walk only walk for 5 more minutes

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