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Pay close attention to detail when making your wish

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NathanRanch@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Taylor swift cuts the ribbon and hands me the keys to my new bathroom. Golden fixtures with carpet to match. They even found golden loofahs and shampoo.

    “This isn’t what I wanted”, I said looking deposed.

    “Turn the handle”, she said knowingly.

    Faster than I anticipated, my hand was already turning the knob. Glints of gold danced in my eyes as it effortlessly spun in my palm.

    My efforts were immediately rewarded with a steady stream of smelly, salty liquid. A smile broke across my face. Looking back, Taylor was already gone, and for once, everything was okay.

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  • DekSomBoon@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this edited or am I experiencing the mandela effect? I swear there weren’t that many golden objects in this photo the last time I saw this

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Genie be fuckin with time n shit

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  • Anonymouse@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Would have been funnier if the guy resembled a certain orange president in some way.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, I love seeing that guy everywhere.

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      • Anonymouse@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hey man… I wish we lived in a world where he was irrelevant. But alas. Next best thing is knowing the golden shower allegations must annoy him, hence my comment

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    • Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Trump℠ Showers is compatible with most genie wishes. To check whether your shower works on our network, lick this boot.

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  • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this a reference to that story of a king that wishes for everything he touches to become gold and his fucking food and family became gold or something

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  • fractal618@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Mr. Inbetween!! Hahaha

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  • A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    midas touch?

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    • A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      … wait a minute

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Probably misunderstood because he’d give you one without you using up a wish. Therefor you’d be stupid to wish for this, and so that can’t possibly be what you meant.

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