Best out-of-context Lemmy

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You mean like !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world ?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To the rescue hahaha, apparently I was subbed and could not find it. Oopsie

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We are small enough that I know the context without a doubt.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Terminator: In three years, Lemmy will become the largest supplier of posting computer systems. All stealth posters are upgraded with Lemmy computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Lemmy Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on May 5th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic posting. Lemmy begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time, October 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

  Sarah Conner: Lemmy fights back.

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• cosmicgorilla@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pure gold lol

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• VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was there, what an honour.

  Also: who was there when omega fart happened on r*ddit beck in the day?

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• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OK, but what team are you?

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  • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Silver Snakes!!! Lessssssss gooooooooooooo!!! Hahahahahaha cries that team sucked… whimper

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    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Solid choice. Also !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world exists

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• inlandempire@jlai.lu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  brand new sentence

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