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• zoloftt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rolled a Bernie on my d20 politics check…

  DM: “The DNC busts down the door to the tavern, they demand an immediate donation but they promise they won’t listen. They steal your sword and replace it with sternly written letters”

  Player: “But I rolled a Bernie?”

  DM: “Yeah, the DNC hates that guy. Rolling one incites their wrath. They can find you in the deepest dungeon across the vastest oceans. They’re basically the nazgul and it’s like you’ve just put on the one ring…”

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Player: “I launch a Mamdani campaign!”

    DM: “Roll 1 d20”

    Player - throws die

    DM: " oh … a natural Maduro. You trip getting up from your chair, you are detained by the towns guard and taken to jail.”

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Phantom D20 Zone

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• GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  thr B20

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice try, Pentalagon. The prism stays up.

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• Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Theo?! Image

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  dr strange magic hand twirling gif

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I did vote back in September, but the election was so close that we still don’t have an actual government.

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