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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨someone_01@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I broke my fucking back and the (US) university medical center doctor only gave me ibuprofen. And that was after she called me a liar and refused to take an xray. I really should have sued the shit out of them.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I thought the american healthsystems policy would be to give you enough opiates to get you addicted, then send you home with a 100k+ bill, sounds like you got off easy

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Once when I went to the school health center for anti-diarrhea meds they told me they couldn’t give it to me without me seeing the doctor first, and the soonest appointment was in a few hours.

    They told me I had to make an appointment… for diarrhea. Motherfucker, what???

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The nurse doesn’t want to deal with all that, so they just call ICE and get the student deported or shot

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  • aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice - Manic Depressive Mouse or The Bluebird Of Unhappiness.

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Man the fuck up and run it off. This is high school! The strong survive!

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