You could just go to Spain and get tapa for free with each drink you order.
Except coffee for some reason
An appetite for destruction
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
tetris11@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
You get free water with the coffee, use that water to get a free tapa, and use that tapa to exchange with your neighbour for their water.
Pretty soon you will have secured all the water in the restaurant, which you can then use to barter for a coffee, which will give you free water (if they have it), thus tightening the grip on your market supremacy.
Then you broaden your horizons and set your sights on the red planet. If anyone calls you a fool, confiscate their water and drink more caffeine, and if anyone tries to take your caffeine away, send them away to the red planet
CallMeAl@piefed.world 1 day ago
when someone invites me out to a tapas dinner my first thought is hmm should I ear before or get something dinner after
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yah, tapas always seemed to me like appetizers whilst you drink. You’ve got to go get a proper meal after.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a rule of tapas that the portion of any dish is to be determined by calculating the number of people in the party and subtracting 1 unless the table has 7 or more guests then the number to subtract is 3