Expecting a new baby?

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• NiftyBeaks@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

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  • soylentgreed@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

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  • Squid@lemmings.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just pull off some photoshop skills

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    • tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

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    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

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  • ExLisper@linux.community ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

      You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

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• Fades@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tell them they’re adopted first

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is what aliens would like to to believe

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• Igloojoe@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then call the kid an idiot for thinking he’s an idiot. Ultimate gaslighting!

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