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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I made a wrong turn a few years ago and came across a nsfw video where someone did what some of you are asking yourselves, what would happen?

    They were still alive after and actually seemed to enjoy it a lot.

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    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It was with their butts though wasn’t it.

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yes

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    • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Let me guess, it wasn’t their mouths

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    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Link please?

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        it’s too long ago - not even in history anymore, i can only remember

        sorry

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  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Girl kisses do be going hard as a mfer these days

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  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I need a link

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey listen!

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  • Globeparasite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

    art source : www.artstation.com/artwork/Z93E1

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  • goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If only it worked; the mentos would start disintegrating by your saliva and the coke would already form bubbles as soon as it enters your mouth thanks to the rough surface inside 🤓

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    • ericisshort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hard disagree. I’ve put mentos in my mouth then took a big gulp of cola, and it definitely still worked. Maybe it wasn’t as powerful as it would be in a plastic bottle, but powerful enough to shoot a torrent of foam out my mouth and nose.

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      • zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        May we accept Him into us.

        Blessed be.

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      • goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As someone who is often unable to even enjoy soda because it immediately starts bubbling up and only remains as a sugary liquid by the time it reaches the esophagus, I guess I can’t replicate your observations. Also, I guess I need more water in my mouth before I can let Jesus into it (for a more pleasant experience for both of us)

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Start to? Sure. Be a smooth, saliva-covered mass by the time soda can enter your mouth? Nah.

      In addition, it’s a bit ridiculous to pretend the inside of a mouth has anywhere near the same number of nucleation sites as a Mentos. That’s just ridiculous. It’d be impossible to drink carbonated soda if it were anything remotely close to your implications.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Impossible fuckin awesome (but yeah, a lil impossible)

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dam, mentos girl is so plain and wishes she was purple hair girl.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s me, I’m mentos girl

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What were they holding in the original?

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    • pixeltree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Milk and cereal I think?

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