Me: tell a girl I’ve been living alone for years
“Wow, you know how to cook?”
“Wow, you do all your own laundry?”
“Wow you clean house regularly?”
Me: “Did you miss the part where I said I lived alone for years??”
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Me: tell a girl I’ve been living alone for years
“Wow, you know how to cook?”
“Wow, you do all your own laundry?”
“Wow you clean house regularly?”
Me: “Did you miss the part where I said I lived alone for years??”
Have you been to the living spaces of many male students? I can’t say I’ve dated a lot in uni, but let me summarize: living alone is only made easier by those things, it definitely doesn’t require it, and absolutely doesn’t require you being good at it.
Women aren’t excluded from this, but it’s more rare.
You… would be surprised…
I can, I just don’t want to …
So, what did you cook?
pan-seared sea scallops over sweet corn puree with a bacon crumble. since it was our last dinner on Jeju Island, I thought seafood was fitting😌
he is going to be so heartbroken in a month
While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order
I’m always nervous around cooking proper seafood … getting the timing right so as to get something that won’t give food poisoning nor would be better used as a door jamb - is there a trick to it?
🤤
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
I recently had someone from my reenactment group loudly call out “Damn Tar_Alcaran, I didn’t think you owned any makeup!” when I showed up in my normal clothes after work.
Uhhhh, thanks? Maybe…