A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man...

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• oats@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s saurons cock ring, though

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  • Arrandee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It changes size depending on who’s wearing it

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Amazingly the Stormtrooper was able to journey all the way to Mt. Doom without succumbing to the rings influence. At the critical moment when he threw the ring into the fiery pit he realised that everything he has done up to this point was for nothing because he missed the fiery pit.

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• forzanature@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He combed the desert

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We ain’t found shit

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    • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ok, keep looking though, there’s coffee in that nebula and the captain needs her cup.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Look, sir, NAZGUL!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t remember this opening to Bad Batch.

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