The natural habitat of the single male

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• rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  say what you want, you can’t beat him on carbon emissions

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• lemmysir@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unwrap it, but save the wrap for after she leaves. Maybe hide it under the mattress

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t she feel the lump under the mattress like in princess and the pea?

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The pillow came with a pillowcase.

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• cadekat@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll take a bare but clean room over a furnished pigsty.

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay, how can people live in a barely furnished room? I need a room that looks like it’s been lived in or I would go crazy. Despite the higher chance of it being messy ( like my room lol ), I would absolutely take that chance over having an easy to clean empty room.

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not even a 12" pillow top?

  Common, treat yourself.

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An empty room, like your empty heart

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t you read the meme? Some life is coming over in 20 minutes

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The guy living here fucks; he doesn’t make love.

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  meee, this is sooo much me. damn. nothing to clean except maybe shake the bed blanket once.

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