One day when I grow old and the kids are gone to college I want to be an erotic photographer. So I found out that people sell erotic art on eBay. And I searched various images.

However, now that’s the thing that keeps popping up. Apparently eBay is for porn and would like me to buy some. A lonely pornographer needsy $20 more than I do. That’s eBay. A fellow can’t have a peak without getting blasted every 5 minutes with a new nude gum bichromate or pornographic cyanotype.

They also got normal photographs, you get the whole set! And if you order now, you’ll get a custom delux design imitation crab meat sandwich! With ketchup!