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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Science conference at a day spa resort:

    200 people in bathrobes listening to a lecture

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then why is the food at my school’s academic events so fucking bad? 🙃

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because you’re not on the committee and you should be

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You just have to get sponsored by Epstein and away you go.

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to write something here about the best conference catering ever, but it would probably dox me, so I won’t.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same with tech conferences. Find me at the breakfast and lunch buffets, and maybe scouring the vendor booths for some free socks and shirts.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Deep Fried Memes? I’d visit that!

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  • Handsomest_Robot@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Still chasing my white whale: the eppendorf pipette pen.

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  • Sidhean@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *loads several plates and face with buffet*

    Now THIS is science!

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You gotta hit up those conferences that have some clinical backing. Straight up chemistry conferences…ehhh. But if there’s a clinical portion, buffets, nice dinners, swag as the youth used to call it.

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  • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t know about you, but buffet is a terrible way of eating.

    I much prefer those conferences where a meal in a restaurant is offered and then everyone gets drunk and young researchers end up talking about their posters at 4 in the morning in a night club.

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