Why, hello Romeo

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am going to put a curse upon your bloodline

  I’m not quite ready to start a bloodline with you, that’s a big step

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no step-bloodlines, please

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll take my chances…

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because i haven’t yet contorted myself into matching the unrealistic beauty standards set my marketing companies and i look like a normal person

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• MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This guy toes what’s up

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because this bathroom mirror cabinet is made from the toolbox on a refurbished Soviet tank and I’m not a gymnast.

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