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I love astronomers so much

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Sunspear@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    https://www.astromatic.net/software/sextractor/

    Given that there’s an acknowledgement of the tool in a 1996 article, the software may even be older than sex itself

    Also what a time capsule this page is lol, nothing wrong with it really… just a relic of a different era

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    • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      True, I never had sex before 1986

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      • gedfromgont@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We know. No one has.

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    • bright@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      On mobile it looks like a modern page design

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      • solxix@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

        Not for me

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    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wonder how old their Wordpress version is…

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  • MoonMelon@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I worked at a place where the asset management system was called “ASS” and yes, publishing assets was called “pushing to ASS”. Unfortunately management eventually made the developer change it.

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  • onnekas@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I genuinely think that being able to name your own invention or discovery is a big driver for scientific progress.

    See the Cox Zucker Machine!

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reminds me of a tool at my job called Picard. No idea what it does, but my disappointment was palpable when I found out that there wasn’t even a hint of a star trek easter egg

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    • perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, you haven’t found it yet?

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  • imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What does it extract? 😳

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sex images, obviously

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

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    • i_love_FFT@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Boring real answer: stars in an image. It’s a robust pre-opencv image processing tool for astrophysics.

      See also SAO Image DS9, which was the subsequent version after SAO Image Next Generation.

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    • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      S, mainly

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      cum

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if it HAS to be -dp and you can’t also use -pd then it is implemented incorrectly.

    Dunno why you’d ever do -pd, considering, but still

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You do -dp when the stars align, obviously

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  • DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Friend working with rodent data often had, prolly intentional, git lines like “push mouse_anal”

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  • Elting@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    These stargazers have a little more than just wanderlust huh.

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  • SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    shrug Non-issue. File name extensions are irrelevant on Linux and you can always use an alias if you don’t like the command’s name.

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  • uuj8za@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Has anyone had to work with Advanced SubStation Alpha files? Extension .ass.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fucking astronomers flexing again

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