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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alternatively…

  Offering to watch someone’s bag then reporting a suspicious looking bag to security.

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  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just walk up to TSA and say, ‘That man over there asked me to walk this bag through security for him. Where should I put this?’

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “The person beside the bag was acting weirdly defensive of it…”

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’ll notice the timestamp is cropped out, because this post is from the paleolithic era.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your mom is from the Paleolithic era.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah she’s a classy lady. Well okay she’s classy. Well okay she’s a lady. Well okay she is:

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  • riot@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ackshually, it says "4h" in the top right, indicating that it was posted on 4 holocene.

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  • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are you talking about? It says it was made 4 hours ago

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• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I try to time my bathroom breaks with an empty glass. Then all I have to do is let people around me know that I’m coming back, so they don’t offer my spot to random assholes.

  I trust some people sometimes, but depends on the place and who is sitting next to me. Big biker dude who’s wildly intimidating but doesn’t give me any bad vibes? Ill chance it if they are with a group and there aren’t reasonable looking ladies nearby (part of the group and i trust the group a lot more). Intimidating biker dudes genuinely tend to be good people, idk why, but they do. Moreso than your average pickup driver, for sure. Maybe because motorcycles tend to be community-based activities? Idk. Any insight would be helpful.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most scary-looking people are teddy bears, in my experience.

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It depends heavily why i feel they look scary, ime.

      Purely aesthetic? Probably chill; you don’t put on an intimidating aesthetic to become an abuser, that’s stupid and counterproductive. Bad vibe? Probably not chill.

      Then again people apparently find me, tiny little person I am, intimidating and I’ve never understood why. Guess I need to whip out the chanclas. Live up to it. Not Hispanic in the slightest, but if men are already intimidated…. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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