Personalized Political Spectrum

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yes, I have a left hand and a right hand. I even have a left leg and a right leg. I even have both feet.

  None of my appendages are politically oriented either way…

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s just because you don’t have wings

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Who told you that? I’m gonna go flap the fuck out of them!

      After I find some wings anyways…

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  • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wow, tell those fence sitting appendages to pick a side.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I sit comfortably…

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This explains a lot, actually.

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Incoming!!!

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What if my political spectrum isn’t on the spectrum at all.

  Right wing wants to ban all abortion. Left wing wants all requested abortion to be legal.

  Whereas I want mandatory abortion on all pregnancies. I’m not pro-life. I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-death. Everybody dies!

  I also fully support nuking cities, but only as a means of killing all humans. It’s not a political or religious statement.

  Actually, can we invent nukes that kill all the humans, but don’t affect the animals? I’m ok with life on earth, just as long as that life isn’t human. Cats are cool. They just look at humans, and judge them, and enslave them. If only they had opposable thumbs, they could take over the world.

  As it stands the dominant species on this planet is so dumb it hates other members of it’s own species, just for being a darker shade skin. Or for believing in a different theoretical invisable man in the sky.

  And why’s God/Allah/whomever always depicted as male? Why would an omnipresent spirit have genitals at all? Yeah, choke on that. If God did exist, it’s trans by default. And for all you know God and Allah are the same, in the same way that manzanas and apples are the same thing. Jose is eating a manzana, and Bob is eating an apple. Corporate wants you to find the difference in these pictures.

  And can we get a government policy that takes a firm stance on vampires? Not ONE government has a prewritten policy on the matter! You can’t convince me Batman isn’t a vampire!

  So, lets start a tax system where all of the residents force feed the president bird seed until he throws up, and then use eugenics to create cats capable of mind control. That’s my political stance, and no candidates represent me! These are the flaws in a two party system. There’s a very significant chance that neither party has your best interest at heart.

  Can’t get enough of that sugar crisp…keeps me going strong (to kill all the humans)

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  • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Rumo161@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Based

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