What’s your type?

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• FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I grew up in the 'hood. Many years back, coming home from work, I drove through the Popeyes for dinner. At the speaker to order and tell them I want “two breasts and a thigh.”

  “I bet you do, honey!” says the female voice through the speaker. Absolute gold.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate to break it to you, but she says that to everyone.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t ruin this for him!

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• bearboiblake@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a vegan, this but unironically.

  Also KFC’s vegan burger fucking sucks.

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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “You’re not even the first one to say this today! Why don’t you say something I don’t hear every day, like thank you!” (source)

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• oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I worked at KFC in high school, the girl who ran the register got that so many times she finally snapped and would respond to instance of this lame joke in a totally monotone voice while looking them right in the eyes “oh yeah, never heard that one before, ha…ha…ha” she got so many complaints filed against her it was hilarious.

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• toad@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  hey chicken have personalities too

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• kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  get ready for fried chicken brains

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Staff: Wing, it is.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now do the Chic-Fil-a version.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I only eat jerk chicken

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The “I use arch btw” of eating chicken

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