Submitted 14 hours ago by Agent641@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I didn’t mind the gay erotic arc towards the end, but the franchise finale got fucking weird.
You missed Jason Statham’s Shelter, starring Jason Statham.
It’s completely fucking shit, feels like it was written by AI, and feels like it was acted by one as well.
I watched this last night by mistake, and can confirm, its garbage. The most irritating plot hole is that this guy isolated on an island and prepared for any eventuality including a beach invasion, somehow doesn’t have a bit of pennecilin in case of an accidental cut and infection.
I downloaded it by mistake because I was trying to get Shelter (2014) with Jennifer Connolly. Then searching it on the bay, I realized how many movies that were called Shelter or have shelter in their name. There’s at least 4 called Shelter, 2 called The Shelter, and a bunch of others.
I tried to get 28 Days Later when it came out and ended up watching a movie about Sandra Bullock in rehab.
It’s an epic melodramatic action-suspense episaga about finding yourself in every aspect of: physical body parts, your hot lookalike, and the spirit self awareness.
Ahhh, well done!
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Rolling stones?
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
I know this is shit post, but Take Shelter is a great movie.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My favorite part is when it justifies my rabid paranoia right at the end.