When you are talking with a moron and want to back slap them with a satirical complement

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  there was once an attempt to define life. they ended up agreeing that a living thing is alive if it can procreate… then one replied that technically, that means that a single rabbit isn’t alive but a couple are.

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  • luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well if that’s the case, then women past menopause also must not be alive either. Glad we finally got that sorted out 👍

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      the problem is that’s it’s fucking hard to make a definition about “being alive”.

      and the more scientific esoteric ones are interesting, like adding steps in thermodynamic cascades, or theories based on chaos theory, or information theory… because other conventional definition fails some way or another.

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• TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  well, as we all know, laying eggs doesn’t matter at all since mammals are the „boobie-animals“. they were named after the mammary glands and since humans like platypuses have mammary glands, they must be mammals despite laying eggs…

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• NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m offended on behalf of platypi

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  First historical depiction of guy in track pants trying to chat up a woman at the grocery store.

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• jdr@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme

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