Crazy

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dude you gotta get over here, theres n-1 monkeys jumping on the bed!

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Call the doctor!

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  • Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What did the doctor say? WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY!?!?

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    • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Monkeys dead. No more jumping on the bed.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t believe I read the whole thing.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me neither

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You probably wrote it. I can’t believe you wrote the whole thing.

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I will not stop my monkeys from jumping on the bed

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you see monkeys jumping on your bed, no, you didn’t.

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hi, yeah, doctor krepstein? Yeah thanks for taking my call on such short notice. Oh I mean… like, not good. There are a bunch of monkeys jumping on my bed.

  Oh. Uhh. Like. 7, 8 monkeys? Oh. Yeah. I mean. They’re pretty big. A bunch of them are slapping their dicks together. Oh okay. Bonobos you say?

  Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean. I appreciate the advice. Yeah, no i agree that there should be no more monkeys on the bed. Like. I’m not invested in this. But like. Yeah. I’m calling because I don’t know how they got in here. Or how to stop them. I mean. I told them no.already.

  Well because you’re my doctor. I have a problem and I call you. Well. Yeah I guess that makes sense.yeah, no, I mean, sure medical school was probably hard, I get that. What the fuck is animal control? Okay. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But. Yes yes I know, no more monkeys jumping on the bed, but they won’t leave doctor.

  I EXPECT YOU TO FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

  OKAY. Yeah. FUCK YOU TOO. I AM SUING YOUR ASS FOR MALPRACTICE.

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