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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  To whomever created this: it would have cost you zero dollars to not bring this abomination into the world 😆

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  • spinne@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Do I upvote? Do I not upvote? Oh my god, it’s so awful, it’s perfect

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I mean I upvoted 😆

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I once drove my Argo Image

  Though a bunch of pollinating cattails. Me and my friend were covered in yellow pollen head to toe.

  As im driving through, she yells ‘uhhh! I’m cumming so much!’ in her best mattress actress voice over the roar of the argo

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That is a story

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• sxt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sponge dickroot, it’s been a while since last we met

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Think about this, someone somewhere got hard looking at this. That’s sad

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Search your soul. How do you feel about spring?

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wafts in the smell of Pyrus calleryana

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• doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Please mark as NSFW!

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Done.

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