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What's the first rule of cooking?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s how everyone gets norovirus on cruise ships

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  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta understand the rules before you can break them

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That awkward silence when you realize you hadn't been following rule #1 this whole time.

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    genius little chef

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This described my daughter at 4 very well except she wouldn’t have added the ‘don’t.’

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  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t let him pick your pocket!

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s how you get a freezing butt. Please use your crotch. A lot more blood pumping there.

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