Forgot my oven mitts.

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• JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reminds me of an old flash video by Jim Ether hosted on thefriendsociety called “Don’t touch the pan.” It lasted about 5 seconds, looped, and was scripted as thus:

  Person 1: “Don’t touch the pan! The pan’s hot.”
  Person 2: “I’m going to touch the pan.”
  Person 2 touches the pan.
  Person 2 screams in agonizing pain at probably 10x decibels louder than the rest of the speech.

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How about, “oh fuck, my carpal tunnel is back at it again” or something.

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ah! the one Theodore Sturgeon story I did not need to read, as I experiecd it in real life!

  Dude…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Alex, taking his food from grandma’s oven.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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