Where bottomless pit go

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• HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can still eat a medium pizza to myself. A friend I have split a large pizza, with our own appetizers.

  I have been accused of having 2 hollow legs and a tapeworm, repeatedly. Not in separate incidents either.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Give unto me your power. and also your pizza. I am hungry.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Leave my god damn pizza alone if you know what’s good for you.

      I was told we only get one metabolism, and it isn’t swapable for non-OEM models. Sorry, but your only option is a full overhaul…

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  More like “Me eating one slice of pizza now as I get older and my lactose intolerance worsens: TIME TO SHIT THE TOILET IN HALF AND REPAINT THE BATHROOM WALLS”

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whoa, I don’t remember Kylo Ren saying that

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I may have downloaded a German porn version of Star Wars. Everyone else reacted as poorly as I did online so idk I thought everyone’s was like that.

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  • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I found the lactose intolerance slightly lessened recently by eating probiotics.

    My normal attempts of telling my guts I am in charge of what we eat did not pan out. As much as I tried.

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• Monster96@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My body realized that I can’t afford as much food anymore so it adapted

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I can still put away a whole pizza by myself, but I feel it now.

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