Remember what they took from you

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Come on there’s two types of people in this world:

  1) People who masturbate.
  2) People who lie about masturbating.

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  • Muaddib@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What about people who’ve had genital nullification surgery?

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    • m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There’s the option of anal masturbation.

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gliding my fist over the bulging purple head. And I’ve got my finger up my arse.

  Ah, my cocks gone off like a spunky firework.

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fucking wankers

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jokes on them, I wank every week anyway

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• Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure as hell beats no nut November.

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  • seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    its not suprising that a week full od masturbation is more popular than a month without

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• notsure@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ...ruddy bastards../

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They went with masturbation month instead

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