Me, never having had a smoothie: “Is smoothie theft a common problem in the smoothie drinking community? Huh. I never knew. I do want to steal that Ostrich though.”
Smoothie stealer
Submitted 1 day ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Is the reason you’ve never had a smoothie because they always get stolen before you can enjoy it?
porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
<yoink>
I stole your smoothie while you were showing genuine interest in another persons perspective. Classic mistake.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
It’s neck is evolutionarily positioned to nab that milkshake. Better watch out!
python@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
one long straw with the sole goal to steal yo smoothie
wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HOW DO THEY KBOW ABOHT THE OSTRICH
reddit_sux@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s “an Ostrich”.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 22 hours ago
No it’s not, it’s clearly an smoothie.
reddit_sux@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Now you are projecting